14 May 2012

Warning: This Post Is Very Immature (Also Titled: Top Five Fart Videos)

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I knew one day the subject of farting would come up on my blog (or "poomping" as my southern relatives would call it), I just didn't know when or how. But the news came out recently that dinosaur farts warmed up the planet. Apparently, their...um...gaseous (snicker) emissions may have something to do with the greenhouse gas that heated up the Earth. There is a ton of detailed scientific sounding description and explanation that kills the humour in all of this, so if you would like to read the article that I discovered, click here.

Now, while we aren't nearly as large as the dinosaurs, I'm certain we have all warmed the planet in one way or another with our own gaseous emissions. And there are also those Earth warming moments that have been recorded and posted to YouTube for all of to us to enjoy.

I present to you the top five earth-warming fart moments on YouTube.





By the way, can you imagine having to go on a job interview or a date while knowing that this video is out there...somewhere...for that person to see?



And this fart concludes the city council meeting, thank you everyone for coming.



This video proves why I do NOT do yoga. I would be terrified that this moment would happen to me.



While no one farted during this segment, this whole video cracked me up! "Very odorous." Yes, I'm sure it was officer. I wonder if your time in prison is dependent on the volume, smell, and duration of the fart.



"Forecast today? High winds! Make sure to hold your noses...err, I mean wear a coat." Heh heh.

So, let's take the conversation into the comment section! What is your most memorable "earth warming" fart moment? It could be your own experience (which I will have great respect for you sharing), a moment you witnessed live, or a moment on television you saw.

19 comments:

  1. HA!! That was how I needed to start my Monday morning. I've never matured enough to be immune to fart humor :-)

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    1. Thanks Ashley!! I thought this would be a perfect post for Monday!

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  2. I remember farting as I left a rather plush London restaurant. A fat ruddy faced man stood up outraged.
    "How dare you pass wind in front of my wife!" he yelled.
    "Terribly sorry" I replied "I didn't know it was her turn"

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    1. Lol!!!! Oh if only I was that quick during embarrassing moments!!

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  3. Oh Man! How embarrassing! but hilarious.

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    1. :) pure entertainment for the rest of us!

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  4. I can't believe the girl on AI admitted that she farted.

    Stopping by from SITS!

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    1. I know!! You could kind of hear it though, so I guess what else could she do?

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    1. Truly!!! But so fun for the rest of us!

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  6. Oh these are hilarious! Thanks for sharing, I really needed the laugh! I've been lucky enough to avoid public humiliation so far but it's only a matter of time...

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    1. He he...good for you!! And bathroom humor like this never gets old! :)

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  7. I haven't watched the videos yet, but will in a second. I just want to tell you that you are AWESOME for creating this post!!! Immature or not, I love it.

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    1. I loved doing research for this article!!! These videos crack me up every time!

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  8. This is just hilarious! What are farts so funny? I don't know, but they are! LMAO

    I will never grow up I guess, thank you for the laughs!!

    Kathy
    http://gigglingtruckerswife.blogspot.com

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  9. This was awesomely funny!! Those videos had me laughing my butt off :)

    Cheers, Jenn

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  10. It's an undying discussion in this family about how I do not fart. True story. My tiny, dainty daughter and niece, though....no shame whatsoever.

    great videos, though...finding funny but not tacky, classless fart videos is not easy. LOL.

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  11. This is really funny. I am so happy I joined the Saturday Blog. Woke up too early this morning and needed a really good laugh. Thank you so much.

    Cynthia

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  12. I peed my pants! This is hysterical! I laughed my a-s off! Thank you!

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